Referree

So one of the roles of a mom is referee. Thought I'd document a couple ridiculous ones from this evening's drive home from daycare...J: The sun is shining in my eyes, hurting my eyes.
E: Don't look at the sun.
J: Yes, I'm looking at the sun.
E: No, don't look at the sun, it hurts you eyes.
Mommy: You really shouldn't look right at the sun.
J: Why?!
Mommy: Because it will hurt your eyes.
E: Yah, it hurt you eyes.
J: (After looking away for a few minutes) Mommy! My eyes don't hurt.
Mommy: That's because you're not looking at the sun.
J: Oh.

(looking at the clouds)
E: I see a dragon.
J: No, you don't see a dragon.
E: (ignoring her) And a dinosaur and a tractor.
J: No you don't, there aren't any clouds.
E: Yes there are - right there.
J: No there aren't... Mommy, why are the clouds moving?
Mommy: Didn't you just say there weren't any clouds?